Hi, everybody! Tinsel Kuchler here, to celebrate the release of Laurie’s book, Tinsel in a Tangle. Today, Laurie’s being highlighted on Kelsey Gillespy’s blog, but she asked me to read something for all of you, so here goes…
[Picks up sheet of paper and clears throat] “Starting today, everyone who has access to Kindles and Nooks (or their corresponding apps), and smartphones, laptops, and iBooks can read all about Tinsel’s misadventures and how she almost single-handedly ruined Christmas—”
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the mistletoe. [Stands, bracing hands on tabletop] What about the part Niklas played in all this? Just because he’s Santa’s grandson doesn’t mean he’s off the hook. And now that I think about it, is our close call something we want exposed to the public eye? Whose idea was this, anyway?
[Cocks an eyebrow] This smells of reindeer. Those meddling creatures. And after all the extra carrots I’ve fed them. Well, they’re in for quite a shock tomorrow during their flying lesson. I’m thinking pop quiz. And one hundred passes around the Workshop.
Roasted chestnuts, I’ve got to warn Santa about this. Just wait ’til I get my hands on Chip. [Heads for the exit, but stops at the door and turns around] Might want to swing by Kelsey’s blog, since I have to cut this short. Laurie dishes about the initial spark that prompted Tinsel in a Tangle, which one of her characters she’s most like (it’s not me), and much more. She also answers “This or That” questions, like: Read the book or watch the movie? Netflix or YouTube? Online shopping or Shopping in a Store?
[Waves with a smile] Hope you enjoy Tinsel. And if you do, we’d love it if you spread the word. We’ve got to reach that ebook sales threshold so those who can’t (or don’t) do ebooks will be able to enjoy the paperback version. Plus, the more sales, the more Laurie gets to donate to Agape International Missions. And who doesn’t love a good story about a clumsy elf and her Kringle—
I mean, a Kringle. Just a clumsy elf and a cute Kringle. No, not cute— [Cringes] Never mind. Gotta run! I have a reindeer to track down. [Flees the room]